Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
