i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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