this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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