No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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