quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
So squirting runs in the family.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Randomize
