If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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