Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
sick fucks of a feather flock together
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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