The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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