I'm drive I can fine osifer
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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