I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
