he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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