Having a random hookup so left but love u
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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