Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
