oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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