We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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