like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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