Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
