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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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