Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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