I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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