If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dignity is for republicans.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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