im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
