in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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