I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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