Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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