so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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