You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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