Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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