Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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