i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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