i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
