My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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