hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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