when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just high enough for therapy.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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