Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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