I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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