i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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