I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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