we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
