you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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