I'm eating all of the evidence.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
