So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
COCAINE IS GR8
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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