I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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