am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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