He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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