***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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