i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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