If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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