shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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