How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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