I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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