I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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