Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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