he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
