it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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