The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.