You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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