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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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