I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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